Lyrics

Forget the Oasis reunion
Balamory is back
I made a tenner from you
So you can take the tenner back
My house has got no windows
And serves drinks all night
Plastic coated pillows fights
And my felt mattress pulled so tight

Make sure the table's round
My artificial light
Make sure the only sound
Is winning through the night

I could've held your hand
Put you between my band
We should've made a stand
Got out there while we can
You could've been my love tonight

Yes I've got a water feature
Sourcing chocolate, champagne
I'll provide a loving shelter
From the mundane same old rain
Subgenres of falling water
Digging castles with spades
I hope we're all having an ace time
And not trying to get laid

By jacks and families
Of cold and warm embrace
I wanna see you cry
And start stuffing your face

I could've held your hand
Put you between my band
We should've made a stand
Got out there while we can
You could've been my love tonight
You could've been my love tonight

You come and hold my hand
Hey what's your favourite band?
Wanna win and lose it all?
Staying more from the curtain call?
When the encores hit the deck
And the house light's on your neck
Little girl
He just won't tell the truth
Little girl
Get out the Friday booth
Little girl
You've gone on far too soon
Cause you're a
Little girl to the man who handles you